Hello?

Is anyone listening?

Anyone from the Authorities, I mean? The Heirs of Hoover? The Captain always needs more recruits, and maybe some of the dark-suit boys will stop by and like what they read. Even Joey G-Man is human.

The dimwits in Congress, however...sheesh. At least Joey is doing his job. The scoundrels in the marble halls? what's their job? They are supposed to uphold the constitution. That's THEIR job. And that's why we need to throw the bums out, the lot of 'em, and start over. Let's start with that blowhard Rutledge: Rep. Randolph "I don't care if they are American citizens why should any damned extremists and terror supporters have any rights under our Constitution, if they're not guilty why are they worried?" Rutledge, (R-Gitmo). Can you handle this Truth, Rand ol' chap? Your time in the sun has come and gone. Just wait...next time you send that email off to Miss Honeycakes, you can bet Joey and his boys will be critiquing your verbs. And the Authorities are VERY interested in your use of conditional and future perfect.